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THC Gummies

THC gummies made from hemp, in flavors you won't find at the gas station, with precise dosing in every piece. Chew, wait, relax. In that order.

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What Our Customers Say

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  • Bryan Bounous Bounous✓ Verified buyer

    Your products are great......but are you out of business? How much longer to switch payment processors? Ugh.

    D9 Smasher 20K DUBZ
  • yomara Vasquez✓ Verified buyer

    I love them and their super potent

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  • James Smith✓ Verified buyer

    Received my order quickly and love the product

    D9 Smasher 20K DUBZ
  • Haley Harmon✓ Verified buyer

    These gummies are great! We are always satisfied. 😊

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    D9 Smasher 20K DUBZ
  • Haley Harmon✓ Verified buyer

    Great experience as always! Love the flavors.

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    D9 Smasher 20K DUBZ

Read This Before You Chew

Does 500mg mean 500mg in a single gummy?

Yes. One gummy, 500mg, no asterisk. The number counts the full-spectrum THC inside each D9 Smasher gummy, and we'd rather explain that than hide it: the blend is D8 + D9 + THC-P. It is not pure Delta-9, and it is not a pouch headline blown up to look big on a shelf. None of that has to be taken on faith. The exact breakdown is on the COA, so put the label next to the lab sheet and compare the two yourself.

How heavy do these gummies get?

Heavy. That's the reason this shelf exists. Here's the ladder, counted in THC per gummy: D9 Smasher at 500mg, Honcho at 800mg, 20K at 1,000mg, and Mega Smashers on top at 1,250mg. Regular gummies never did a thing for you? Then you're standing in the right aisle. Choose the rung that fits the tolerance you have today, not the one you brag about, and move on from there.

First time with gummies this strong. Where do I begin?

With a quarter of a gummy. Start low, then wait a couple hours before you decide anything. Edibles take their time, and these are potent full-spectrum ones, so the classic mistake is going back for more before the first piece has kicked in. Don't be that story. Go slow on round one, let it land, and only after that ask yourself whether you want more.

Who tests these gummies, and where is the COA?

An outside lab does the testing. Third-party results come back for every batch along with a Certificate of Analysis, and the docs sit on our lab reports page for you to pull up whenever you like. Read the numbers for yourself, because that's what they're for. It's also the Hippy Trippy house rule: nothing gets a spot on this shelf until it's been vetted.

Can I legally order Delta-9 gummies where I live?

It comes down to your state. What we sell is hemp-derived and made under the Farm Bill: full-spectrum THC with Delta-9 at 0.3% or less by dry weight. Each state gets its own say after that, and the answers differ, so look up the local rules before you order. One more thing, since we're being upfront. Hemp-derived THC is still THC. If you need to stay THC-free for any reason, skip this shelf.

THC Gummies, 500mg and Up

Ever eaten a gummy and then spent the whole night waiting for something to happen? That was the wrong shelf. This one holds Delta-9 gummies lined up as a proper strength ladder: full-spectrum, made from Farm Bill hemp, and labeled with what's in each gummy. The pouch-math games stay outside.

The ladder, rung by rung

Start at the bottom and look up. The D9 Smasher at 500mg is the flagship. Honcho steps it up to 800mg. Above it sits the 20K, which packs 1,000mg into every gummy. And at the very top come the Mega Smashers at 1,250mg. The blend changes with the rung: the D9 Smasher runs D8 + D9 + THC-P, and each product page lists its own. Every rung is flavored: Peach Mango, Tropical Punch, Sour Apple, Watermelon and more. Hybrid, indica and sativa are all on the shelf. Your tolerance picks the rung. We just built the ladder.

The COA backs the label

Lab testing happens on each batch, and the COA is yours to pull and compare. The figure on it is the honest full-spectrum THC in one gummy, never a puffed-up total for the whole pouch. Read the lab reports. More than a thousand reviews vouch for the potency. And one thing we'd rather say out loud: this is hemp-derived THC, which is real THC. If you have to stay THC-free, these aren't your gummies.

Already know what you came for? Go straight to the flagship D9 Smashers, or go for the big bag with Honcho Gummies.